head-aches, drowsiness, diarrhea, swollen feet, and a strong desire to gamble". "Four hour erection", wow. "Glaucoma", really? Sometimes even, "driving while asleep" or "not recalling making a porno". Those are actual friend stories. (You know who you are.) So any bets on when they will draw the line? One night, I think I even heard "occurrence of diabetes may occur". I wish I were joking.
What ever happened to the "War on Drugs"?
Well anyway, 'daddy needs a new pair of Kenneth Coles', my money's on "possible manslaughter".
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